Christian Cage got his daughter thrown out from AEW Collision

On AEW Collision Christian Cage, in a rather disparaging manner proceeded to belittle the memory of the esteemed Luke Perry, all the while engaging in a rather indecent proposition towards the mother of his own offspring, amidst an ongoing feud with none other than the talented Jungle Boy.

In a riveting turn of events, the ongoing TNT title feud between Wardlow and his formidable adversary took an unexpected twist. The relentless competitor, in a display of audacity, chose to delve into deeply personal territory by invoking the memory of Wardlow’s late father.

This calculated move undoubtedly added an extra layer of intensity to their already heated rivalry. But the drama didn’t stop there. Seizing the opportunity to make a resounding statement, our protagonist, in a display of sheer dominance, targeted none other than Brock Anderson.

This act of aggression served as a poignant Father’s Day gift to none other than the legendary Arn Anderson, who happens to be Brock’s father. Such audacious actions not only showcase the lengths to which our protagonist is willing to go to assert his dominance but also the intricate layers of storytelling that make professional wrestling an art form like no other.

In the grand scheme of things, one could argue that Christian Cage’s endeavor of toting around the championship belt, which was previously conquered by the mighty Luchasaurus in a clash against Wardlow, and boldly asserting it as his very own, pales in comparison to the arduous challenges he has faced throughout his illustrious career.

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It is imperative that we elevate our performance to unprecedented levels. In the realm of paternal storylines, it appears that the concept has become somewhat trite and overused. However, it is imperative to acknowledge the exceptional performance delivered by Swerve Strickland on the recent episode of Dynamite, as he managed to elevate this trope to unprecedented heights.

Christian Cage had his daughter at AEW Collision

In a rather disheartening turn of events, it was reported that the esteemed progeny of the illustrious Mr. Cage, a young lady who has likely reached the tender age of approximately ten, expressed a desire to grasp hold of her father’s coveted TNT championship belt.

However, instead of indulging her innocent request, Mr. Cage sternly reprimanded her for not having earned the prestigious accolade herself. Subsequently, he promptly dispatched her back to the care of her mother, while simultaneously instructing security personnel to expel her from the arena due to her apparent lack of proper credentials.

This individual, ladies and gentlemen, is an absolute menace to society. In the annals of professional wrestling lore, we bear witness to a truly remarkable and awe-inspiring force, a force that can only be described as a magnificent, awe-inspiring menace.

In a fascinating turn of events, it was observed that Christian’s daughter made an appearance, as Cage astutely recognized his status as a paragon of virtue. This served as a perfect opportunity to highlight the fact that Darby Allin, unfortunately, falls short in the role model department, particularly in relation to the unfortunate 18-year-old Nick Wayne, who was subjected to Swerve’s insensitive remarks about his deceased father during last Wednesday’s proceedings.

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